THE KILLING OF SATAN

PHILLIPINES, 1983

Starring Ramon Revilla & Cecille Castillo

Directed by Efren C. Piñon

Empire selltape/bootleg? (Holland); Fullscreen; English with dutch subtitles

Über-weird christian lowbudget gore movie from the Phillipines. Genius!

VAMPIRE HOOKERS

a.k.a Cemetary Girls; Ladies of the Night; Night of the Blodsuckers; Sensous Vampires; Twice Bitten

PHILLIPINES / USA, 1978

Starring John Carradine, Vic Diaz, Erna Martha Baurman & Katie Dolan

Directed by Cirio H. Santiago

DVD: BCI / Eclipse (USA); Widescreen 1:78:1; English language; Double-bill with Cemetary Girls

DISCO-ROCK CRAZY

a.k.a Brillantia Rock (original title); Disco Crazy

ITALY, 1979

Starring Monty Ray Garrson, Cecilia Buonocore & Auretta Gay

Directed by Michele Massimo Tarantini

Trix (Sweden); Letterboxed; English with swedish subtitles

Hilarious Travolta-sploitation with dance sequences that makes you pee your pants with laughter! All the comedy in this comedy is unintentional of course. A party classic.

DIAMOND CONNECTION

Switzerland / Turkey, 1982

Starring Ben Lawrence, William Berger, Gordon Mitchell & Barbara Bouchet

Directed by Sergio Bergonzelli

Atlantic Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

This mess of a acion-adventure-espionage movie is the essance of eurotrash! Also included on the tape is the very funny trailer.

MISTRESS OF THE APES

USA, 1979

Starring Jenny Neumann, BarbaraLeigh, Garth Pillsbury & Walt Robin

Directed by Larry Buchanan

Wahlters Video (Sweden); Letterboxed; English with swedish subtitles

ROBOWAR

a.k.a Robowar - Robot da Guerra (original title)

Italy, 1988

Starring Reb Brown, Catharine Hickland, Mel Davidson & Jim Gaines

Directed by Bruno Mattei

Columbia (Japan); Letterboxed; English with japanese subtitles

STRIKE COMMANDO 2

a.k.a Trappola Diabolica (original title); Utan Återvändo (Sweden video title)

Italy, 1988

Starring Brent Huff, Richard Harris, Mary Stavin & Vic Diaz

Directed by Bruno Mattei (with help from Claudio Fragasso)

TCC Video (Japan); Letterboxed; English with japanese subtitles

This sequel is even more fun than the original Strike Commando.

THE INTRUDER

a.k.a Pembalasan Rambu (original title); Rambu

Indonesia, 1986

Starring Peter O'Brian, Craig Gavin & Lia Warokka

Directed by Jopi Burnama

Columbus/Hollywood Home Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish sbtitles

BLOOD TRACKS

a.k.a Heavy Metal

Sweden / USA, 1985

Starring Kee Marcello, Ziny Zan, Jeff Harding, Michael Fitzpatrick & Naomi Kaneda

Directed by Mats Helge

CIC (Japan); Fullscreen; English with japanese subtitles; Uncut

Another entertaining miss from the great swedish auter Mats "Ninja Mission" Helge, this time he's in slasher territory! The hair metal band Solid Gold (played by real life hair metal band Easy Action) and a bunch of horny models are shooting a rock video in an abandoned (?) factory in the snowy mountains - but guess what, the factory is also inhabited by a family of deranged mutants who have not grasped the concept of hospitality! Bad but entertaining flick with lots of cheezy moments, bad fashion and clumsy gore. In what other film can you watch Kee Marcello from Europe get decapitated?

I also have a DVD-R of the cut swedish release.

RATMAN

a.k.a Quella Villa in Fonda al Parco (original title); Terror House (Germany)

Italy, 1988

Starring Nelson de la Rosa, David Warbeck, Janet Agren, Werner Pochath & Eva Grimaldi

Directed by Giuliano Carnimeo

Albatros (Japan); Letterboxed; English with japanese subtitles

WILD TEAM

a.k.a I Cirque del Condor (original title); Thunder Squad (International)

Italy, 1985

Starring Antonio Sabata, Ivan Rassimov, Werner Pochath, Sal Borgese & Andrea Aureli

Directed by Umberto Lenzi

Columbia Video (Japan); Widescreen; English with japanese subtitles

The fun cast and the all the absurd action & hard-to-believe plot-twists makes this more fun than most italian Rambo type films. Depending on how you view these films you may also think it's another stinker in a stinker genre...

DEATH PROMISE

a.k.a Slumfighter (USA); Pay-Off Time (UK); Enter the White Dragon (Phillipines)

USA, 1977

Starring Charles Bonet, Speedy Leacock & Tony Liu

Directed by Robert Warmflash

EVC (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

DEVIL HUNTER

a.k.a Sexo Caníbal (original title); The Man Hunter (international); Mandigo Manhunter (USA); Jakten på Kidnapparna (Sweden video title)

Spain / France, 1980

Starring Al Cliver, Werner Pochath, Gisela Hahn, Ursula Buchfellner & Antonio Mayans

Directed by Jesus Franco

Continental Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

Demented jungle action. Not many agree but this is one of my Jess Franco favorites, really desperate low budget filmmaking at its funniest. This very rare tape is also a favorite. It's the longer Man Hunter-version, shorter than the Severin DVD though (but with better colors).

SPECIAL TRAIN FOR HITLER

a.k.a Train Spécial pour SS (original title); Love Train For Hitler (Europe); Hitler's Last Train (USA); Helltrain (international); Specialtåg för Hitler (Sweden video title)

France, 1977

Starring Monica Swinn, Frank Braña, Christine Aurel & Sandra Mozarowsky

Directed by Alain Payet

Macvideo/Cinehollywood (Sweden); Letterboxed; English with swedish subtitles

OK stiff Eurociné sleaze. Will dissapoint fans of those nasty italian nazi prison camp exploitationers. A very, very rare release.

GOLDEN NINJA WARRIOR

a.k.a Ninja Warrior (Sweden video title)

Hong Kong, 1986

Starring Richard Harrison, Donald Owen & Queenie Yang

Directed by Godfrey Ho & Joseph Lai

Columbus Film & Video / Hollywood Home Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

WOLF DEVIL WOMAN

a.k.a Lang nu bai mo (original title); Wolfen Ninja (USA)

Hong Kong, 1982

Starring Ling Chang & Feng Shih

Directed by Ling Chang

Ocean Shores Video (Hong Kong); Fullscreen; Cantonese with chinese and english (almost) subtitles

Amazing slice of horror/fantasy/kung fu madness! Beyond good or bad but 100% entertaining and one of the nuttiest movies I can think of... The "english" subtitles on this tape is damn near impossible to understand but it hardly matters.

KING OF KONG ISLAND

a.k.a Eva, La Venere Selvaggio (original title); Eva, the Wild Women; Kong Island

Italy, 1968

Starring Brad Harris, Esmareldo Barros & Marc Lawrence

Directed by Roberto Mauri

Mariann Video (Sweden); Widescreen; English with swedish subtitles

NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES

a.k.a La Horripilante Bestia Humana (original title); Gomar: The Human Gorilla; Horror and Sex

Mexico, 1969

Starring José Elías Moreno, Norma Laazreno, Arlos Lopez Moctezuma & Amando Silvestre

Directed by René Cardona

IFS Video (UK); Fullscreen (OAR); English language; Uncut

NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES

a.k.a La Horripilante Bestia Humana (original title); Gomar: The Human Gorilla (undefined); Horror and Sex (undefined)

Mexico, 1969

Starring José Elías Moreno, Norma Laazreno, Arlos Lopez Moctezuma & Amando Silvestre

Directed by René Cardona

Benelux Video (Holland); Fullscreen (OAR); English language with dutch subtitles; Uncut

A true bad taste classic that features rapist gorillas, open heart surgery, masked female wrestlers, mad scientist, gore and much, much more!