NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE

USA, 1986

Starring John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, George Lazenby, Tara Buckman & Robert Englund

Directed by Gil Bettman

Transworld (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles
Unbelievable, embarrasing 1980s action-martial arts-espionage turkey with Gene Simmons as the dragqueen, anarchist supervillian Velvet von Ragnar (!) who shouts stuff like: "I'm gonna poison their water supply! For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!". It's Gymkata meets James Bond on bad drugs. Yikes.