CAMP SLAUGHTER

SWEDEN, 2004

Starring Christian Magdu, Fred Andersson & Annika Marklund
Directed by Martin Munthe

DVD: Sandrew Metronome (Sweden); Widescreen; English language (almost)

Extras: Videodagbok, TV4 featurette, Fredzillas bakomfilm, Bortklippta scener, Outtakes/Bloopers, Special effects, Kommentarspår, Trailers

Pathetic swedish try at the teen slasher genre. It's so bad it's... just really, really bad. But I guess it's my patriotic film nerd duty to own a copy of this embaressing dud (found it at a flea-market for 2 dollars, just the right price)... not that i'm much of a patriot anyway, just an idiot for buying this. The line "you should have puked on his dick!" in broken english is classic though. Also see: Blödaren (1983)

DISCO-ROCK CRAZY

a.k.a Brillantia Rock (original title); Disco Crazy

ITALY, 1979

Starring Monty Ray Garrson, Cecilia Buonocore & Auretta Gay

Directed by Michele Massimo Tarantini

Trix (Sweden); Letterboxed; English with swedish subtitles

Hilarious Travolta-sploitation with dance sequences that makes you pee your pants with laughter! All the comedy in this comedy is unintentional of course. A party classic.

DIAMOND CONNECTION

Switzerland / Turkey, 1982

Starring Ben Lawrence, William Berger, Gordon Mitchell & Barbara Bouchet

Directed by Sergio Bergonzelli

Atlantic Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

This mess of a acion-adventure-espionage movie is the essance of eurotrash! Also included on the tape is the very funny trailer.

MISTRESS OF THE APES

USA, 1979

Starring Jenny Neumann, BarbaraLeigh, Garth Pillsbury & Walt Robin

Directed by Larry Buchanan

Wahlters Video (Sweden); Letterboxed; English with swedish subtitles

NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE

USA, 1986

Starring John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, George Lazenby, Tara Buckman & Robert Englund

Directed by Gil Bettman

Transworld (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles
Unbelievable, embarrasing 1980s action-martial arts-espionage turkey with Gene Simmons as the dragqueen, anarchist supervillian Velvet von Ragnar (!) who shouts stuff like: "I'm gonna poison their water supply! For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!". It's Gymkata meets James Bond on bad drugs. Yikes.

PUMA MAN

a.k.a L' Uoma Puma (original title); Superflyingman (Sweden video title)

Italy, 1980

Starring Donald Pleasance, Walter George Alton & Sydney Rome

Directed by Alberto De Martino

EVC (UK); Fullscreen; English language

CRUEL JAWS

a.k.a Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws (USA); The Beast; Jaws '96 (Japan video title)

Italy / USA, 1995

Starring a bunch of n00bs

Directed by "William Snyder"... you're not fooling anybody, Bruno Mattei

SHVY (Japan); Widescreen; English with japanese subtitles

BAAAAD scene-by-scene "remake" of Jaws, with lots of liften scene from The Last Jaws, Deep Blood and, I think, even some tinted scenes from the original Jaws! And the soundtrack is liften from Star Wars!!! Theaving de luxe, braindead script and some truly atrocious acting makes for hilarious Grade Z entertainment. Just like Troll 2 you sometimes wonder if the director was in on the joke.

ALIEN FACTOR

USA, 1978

Starring Don Leifert, Tom Griffith & Richard Dyszel

Directed by Don Dohler

EVC (Holland); Fullscreen; English with dutch subtitles

Fascinating low budget wonder with imaginitive, but very bad, special FX.

DEATH PROMISE

a.k.a Slumfighter (USA); Pay-Off Time (UK); Enter the White Dragon (Phillipines)

USA, 1977

Starring Charles Bonet, Speedy Leacock & Tony Liu

Directed by Robert Warmflash

EVC (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

DEVIL HUNTER

a.k.a Sexo Caníbal (original title); The Man Hunter (international); Mandigo Manhunter (USA); Jakten på Kidnapparna (Sweden video title)

Spain / France, 1980

Starring Al Cliver, Werner Pochath, Gisela Hahn, Ursula Buchfellner & Antonio Mayans

Directed by Jesus Franco

Continental Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles

Demented jungle action. Not many agree but this is one of my Jess Franco favorites, really desperate low budget filmmaking at its funniest. This very rare tape is also a favorite. It's the longer Man Hunter-version, shorter than the Severin DVD though (but with better colors).

GOLDEN NINJA WARRIOR

a.k.a Ninja Warrior (Sweden video title)

Hong Kong, 1986

Starring Richard Harrison, Donald Owen & Queenie Yang

Directed by Godfrey Ho & Joseph Lai

Columbus Film & Video / Hollywood Home Video (Sweden); Fullscreen; English with swedish subtitles